I am so depressed over The Walking Dead, it’s not even funny anymore. These characters, their scenes, the script, the actors - I feel like they’re all a part of me. And now that the season finale’s almost here, I can’t help but feel like a good friend of mine’s going to leave me for a while. I’ve never been this emotionally invested in a TV Show before (well, except Dexter of course).

So many emotions right now.

Seriously.

Now I can’t stop thinking of Rick as Popeye and Shane as Brutus/Bluto.

HAHAHAHAHAHA EPIC, DIXON. You are epic!!!

..MADTV would still be on Comedy Central and, like every other great show, they’ll do a parody of ‘The Walking Dead’ - and it would be AWESOME.

Thanks to my friend Ruth who gave me this idea. I can totally picture it now!

Michael McDonald as Rick Grimes

Nicole Parker as Lori

Ike Barinholtz as Shane Walsh

Jordan Peele as T Dawg

Stephanie Weir as Carol

and

Bobby Lee as Glenn

I CAN IMAGINE IT NOW!! What a great episode that would be!!

And of course, they’ll have a special celebrity guest on the show. Who? No one but the baddest, hottest man on TV right now - Norman Reedus!!

Because seriously, no one can play Daryl Dixon aside from Norman.

NO ONE.