You know how most people say they forget their dreams as soon as they wake up? Well, that seldom happens to me. In fact, I remember most of my dreams in very wild and vivid details that I sometimes mistake them for memories.

Today I had a great dream: I dreamt that I was Katy Perry, or atleast a body double of hers. She was going to have a concert in Araneta Coliseum and I was going to watch. For some unknown reason, I was there a couple of hours early and was allowed backstage where everyone was panicking because apparently Katy was missing. I looked around and found her hiding in one of the rooms, looking depressed. She turned to me and says something like, “I don’t want to do this show, you do it for me.” and I was obviously stunned. I mean, why me, right? I sing karaoke but I’m no Katy Perry.

Nevertheless, she ushers me to her makeup room and the artists made me over and when I looked at the mirror, I looked exactly like Katy (yes, even her body. HOW AWESOME IS THAT) and then they told me to prepare for the opening number which was California Gurls, I think but I can’t quite remember now. I teased the fans by going out of the curtain and waving a-la Marilyn Monroe and the crowd went crazy. Adrenaline was pumping and I started performing in all my Katy Perry glory and soon afterwards I knew something was wrong because I started signing Kylie Minogue songs.

I woke up smiling though because I am now motivated to exercise more, ‘cause the feeling of wearing anything and looking great was just absolutely impowering.

..MADTV would still be on Comedy Central and, like every other great show, they’ll do a parody of ‘The Walking Dead’ - and it would be AWESOME.

Thanks to my friend Ruth who gave me this idea. I can totally picture it now!

Michael McDonald as Rick Grimes

Nicole Parker as Lori

Ike Barinholtz as Shane Walsh

Jordan Peele as T Dawg

Stephanie Weir as Carol

and

Bobby Lee as Glenn

I CAN IMAGINE IT NOW!! What a great episode that would be!!

And of course, they’ll have a special celebrity guest on the show. Who? No one but the baddest, hottest man on TV right now - Norman Reedus!!

Because seriously, no one can play Daryl Dixon aside from Norman.

NO ONE.

..is to have a party with strangers. People who don’t know each other at all but have one thing in common - their love for Britney Spears.

All night we would go through all of Britney’s albums, sing and dance our hearts out and never feel awkward about it even for just one second. Everyone would be dressed up in their favorite Britney costumes (with the option to bring a man-candy along of course).

Oh, what a wonderful party that would be. I’m excited just thinking about it :)