I am taking my chance by writing this blog. You, whoever you are, if you are interested in me in any way, I am telling you now to stop. If by any chance you like my facebook profile picture, the stuff I do for my job, my tweets, my personality or if you even think for one second that you may have a crush on me, then please think again. Here are some of the many reasons why you should not like me:

1. I am insecure.

I do not like my body sometimes, I complain about a lot of things too. I have low self esteem and I constantly need reassurance. You wouldn’t want that.

2. I get mad easily.

Intense moodswings - I get them fairly often. And whenever I am single, I tend to keep them to myself but once a boy is next to me, I swear to you that he is going to wish he never met me.

3. I am always busy.

I won’t have time for you. I love my job and I will not love anything more than it. I’ve risked my job before and I will not make the same mistake again, no matter how many roses you give me.

4. I am clingy.

If I fall in love with you, expect me to text you almost every minute. Those random, corny texts that guys dread - I send them all the time. I want to make you eat stuff you haven’t tried, make you go to places you’ve never been to and would want to be with you as much as I can (which is obviously not going to work because of reason #3)

5. I lost trust in men.

So I probably wouldn’t trust you that much.

Loss of trust in a relationship = so many problems.

So please, just go away. Don’t like me, I’m not good for you.

And Norman Reedus gave me a fuckin’ virtual hug via twitter.

FUCK YEAH!